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Did you see that ludicrous display in the second half?
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Thing about this lot is, they always try and walk it in.

BLUFFBALL

FOR RUGBY

Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.

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TODAY'S EMERGENCY PHRASE

"You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive."

Saracens/Premiership Rugby/Moss-level bluff

YOUR PHRASE LIST

  1. 01

    You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive.

  2. 02

    The set piece held up, but the shape wasn't there.

  3. 03

    Classic Saracens: win the collision, win the territory, wait for the mistake.

  4. 04

    Saracens always look like they're playing the last ten minutes from the first whistle.

  5. 05

    They never really got front-foot ball.

  6. 06

    The set piece held up, but the shape wasn't there.

  7. 07

    They never really got front-foot ball.