BLUFFBALL
FOR RUGBY
Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.
CONFIGURE.EXE
Standard pronunciation guide
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"They just didn't earn the right to go wide."
YOUR PHRASE LIST
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They just didn't earn the right to go wide.
- 02
Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up.
- 03
They're never flashy for the sake of it — it's pressure rugby.
- 04
That's the thing about Saracens — structure over chaos.
- 05
Too lateral, not enough punch around the fringes.
- 06
The set piece held up, but the shape wasn't there.
- 07
You can't give them that kind of field position.