BLUFFBALL
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BLUFFBALL

FOR RUGBY

Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.

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01
TODAY'S EMERGENCY PHRASE

"Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up."

Saracens/Premiership Rugby/Moss-level bluff

YOUR PHRASE LIST

  1. 01

    Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up.

  2. 02

    See that phase play last night?

  3. 03

    Once the line speed drops, you're chasing shadows.

  4. 04

    That's the thing about Saracens — structure over chaos.

  5. 05

    Classic Saracens: win the collision, win the territory, wait for the mistake.

  6. 06

    That's the thing about Saracens — structure over chaos.

  7. 07

    You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive.