BLUFFBALL
FOR RUGBY
Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.
CONFIGURE.EXE
Standard pronunciation guide
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"You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive."
YOUR PHRASE LIST
- 01
You can't let Saracens play in your half for ten minutes and expect to survive.
- 02
Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up.
- 03
Once the line speed drops, you're chasing shadows.
- 04
Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up.
- 05
Too lateral, not enough punch around the fringes.
- 06
See that phase play last night?
- 07
Too lateral, not enough punch around the fringes.