A USEFUL PARODY
BLUFFBALL
FOR RUGBY
Rugby phrases for people who've been asked about the breakdown, the bench impact, or "what about that lineout?" — and have absolutely nothing to say.
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TODAY'S EMERGENCY PHRASE
"The set piece held up, but the shape wasn't there."
Saracens/Premiership Rugby/Moss-level bluff
YOUR PHRASE LIST
- 01
The set piece held up, but the shape wasn't there.
- 02
They never really got front-foot ball.
- 03
Classic Saracens: win the collision, win the territory, wait for the mistake.
- 04
The breakdown told the whole story.
- 05
Saracens don't panic; they just squeeze the game until it opens up.
- 06
You have to question the decision-making in the 22.
- 07
They didn't adapt to the referee at all.